🍪 DDWU Cookies Policy

Effective date: June 23, 2025 (yes, we timebox everything)

At DDWU.com (“we”, “us”, or “the chaotic energy behind the curtain”), we use cookies and similar tracking tools to better understand how you’re pretending to be productive on our site. This Cookies Policy outlines what those cookies are, what they do, and how you can stop them (if you’re into that sort of thing).

1. What Even Are Cookies?

Cookies are small files that sit quietly on your device and remember things about you — like that time you rage-quit during Phase 2 (Debrief) or favorited a post titled “How to Win Without Doing Anything.”

They’re used by nearly every website ever, but we like to pretend ours are different. They’re not.

2. Why We Use Cookies (Besides Capitalism)

We use cookies to:

Authenticate – Log you in and keep you there long enough to feel something
Remember Preferences – Like your preferred buzzwords or dark mode setting
Analytics – Track which phase of the DDWU cycle you’re spiraling through
Marketing – Send you things you didn’t ask for but secretly want

3. Types of Cookies We (Legally) Use

🍪 Essential Cookies

Required for basic functionality. No cookies = no framework = chaos (but not the fun kind).

🎛️ Functional Cookies

They remember how you like your nonsense. Do you prefer “synergy” or “alignment latency”? We track that.

📈 Analytical Cookies

These cookies tell us which content works, which doesn’t, and who just clicked for the memes. Thanks for your service.

🧲 Marketing Cookies

These are the cookies that gently stalk you across the internet whispering “Upgrade to DDWU Pro.”

You can manage or delete cookies in your browser settings like the responsible adult you occasionally pretend to be. Just know: disabling cookies may cause our site to behave unpredictably — like launching you straight into a retrospective on why nothing’s loading.

5. Third-Party Cookies (The Friends We Told You Not to Worry About)

Some cookies come from tools like Google Analytics or imaginary startup ad partners. They’re bound by their own privacy policies, but basically: they watch you so we don’t have to.

6. Updates to This Policy

We may update this Cookies Policy whenever our legal team gets nervous or our AI coach says we need to “iterate the compliance layer.” Changes will appear here, timestamped for dramatic effect.

7. Contact Us (We Probably Won’t Ghost You)

Questions about cookies, data, or life in general?

📧 Email: [email protected]
(We promise not to reply with a productivity quote unless provoked.)

Thanks for reading the entire Cookies Policy. You’re now 3% closer to your next productivity breakthrough.