📜 DDWU.com Terms of Service

Effective date: June 23, 2025
(We were going to procrastinate this page, but our legal intern bot insisted.)

Welcome to DDWU.com — the official digital ecosystem for productivity phase-hoppers, aspiring overachievers, and AI mentors who keep asking you about your “intentions.”

By accessing or using any part of DDWU — including our website, emails, coaching prompts, frameworks, content, tools, quizzes, or downloadable PDFs — you agree to the following Terms of Service (“Terms”). If you don’t agree, we totally get it. Just don’t use our stuff.

1. Description of Services (The Buzzword Overview)

DDWU.com provides:

• An allegedly useful productivity framework (DDWU = Do, Debrief, Win, Upgrade)
• Satirical but suspiciously functional coaching prompts
• Quizzes, templates, and phase-based advice
• AI-generated life wisdom and human-generated chaos

Everything we offer is designed for personal insight, professional procrastination, and productivity theater.

2. Your Responsibilities as a DDWU User

By using DDWU, you agree to:

• Provide real (or convincingly fake) information when interacting with our site
• Keep your login credentials as secure as your imposter syndrome
• Use DDWU for personal or team use only (unless you’ve cut us in on the revenue)
• Treat fellow users, mentors, and bots with respect, sarcasm optional
• Avoid rage-emailing us during your Debrief phase

3. Intellectual Property (Yes, We Made This Stuff™)

All content on DDWU.com — including text, branding, diagrams, quotes, tool names, coaching scripts, and sarcastic commentary — is the intellectual property of DDWU or its collaborators. Do not copy, resell, remix, or rebrand it without permission.

If you’d like to license or collaborate, reach out like a grownup: [email protected]

4. Data Privacy

We take privacy moderately seriously and outline how we handle your data in our Privacy Policy. Spoiler: we don’t sell your secrets, and we mostly just want to know what phase you’re stuck in.

5. Don’ts (a.k.a. Prohibited Activities)

You may not:

• Break any laws (local, global, cosmic)
• Spread malware, disinformation, or your ex’s mixtape
• Use bots to harvest DDWU content (unless you’re training one to replace you)
• Try to access or reverse-engineer parts of the platform you shouldn’t
• Pretend you invented the term “Win Phase” — we’re watching

6. Termination (of Your Access, Not Your Journey)

We reserve the right to:

• Suspend or ban your account if you break the rules, misuse our content, or commit unspeakable productivity crimes
• Delete inactive accounts after prolonged ghosting
• Withhold forgiveness if you unsubscribe without a goodbye

7. Liability Disclaimer (Because Lawyers Made Us)

DDWU is provided “as is” — full of good intentions, half-baked wisdom, and intermittent brilliance. We are not liable for any emotional breakthroughs, professional pivots, or existential spirals that may result from your use of this site.

Use at your own risk. Reflect at your own pace.

8. Indemnification (Fancy Word for “You Own Your Behavior”)

By using DDWU, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless our team, partners, and robots from any claims, legal headaches, or productivity cult allegations related to your usage.

9. Changes to These Terms

We reserve the right to update these Terms when our policies, tools, or legal teams evolve. Changes will be posted here with an updated effective date. If you keep using the site, we’ll assume you’re cool with it.

10. Governing Law & Jurisdiction

These Terms are governed by the laws of:

• The United States (especially Delaware, because tech reasons)
• The European Union (to keep things GDPR-ish)

Legal disputes will be handled in courts with expensive coffee nearby.

Questions, Complaints, or Philosophical Ramblings?

📧 Email us: [email protected]
We might reply. Or we might be stuck in a Debrief loop.

Thanks for reading the fine print. You’re officially 4 steps ahead of everyone else in your cohort.